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07 Oct 2017
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Watched: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Watched via streaming on Hulu.

Horror director Tobe Hooper — who passed away just a few weeks ago — was a tough one to pin down, without an obvious style to claim. His films are eclectic and erratic, from the iconic to the pedestrian.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is one of his best and most memorable, and particularly embued with what ties most, if not all, of his work together.

What Hooper was amazing at was his ability to slowly, convincingly and frighteningly build his stories from the mundane to the absolutely horrific. From many accounts, his was a troubled Earthly soul and, seemingly from that, sprang the most awful of visions.

TCM2 does start out grotesquely, with a preppy high schooler getting his brains chain sawed out, but the film then settles into its benign ordinariness of main characters Lefty (Dennis Hopper) and Stretch (Caroline Williams) figuring out how to hunt down the chainsaw killers.

Lefty is not dissimilar to the Dr. Loomis character in the Halloween franchise — hunting deranged madmen while spouting ludicrous philosophical dialogue. More religous than Loomis, Lefty makes repeated mentions of Hell, which is represented metaphorically by Hooper and screenwriter L.M. Kit Carson by an underground amusement park lair where the maniacal Sawyer clan reside.

The last third of the movie is a completely bat-shit crazy exercise of extreme horror and gore. Between the maddening Sawyer banter, the carving up of a half-dead victim, and the creation of a “Miss Leatherface,” the film seems intent in lulling the audience into a despairing nervous breakdown. We are witnessing the bowels of Hell — a Hell that is other people.


01 Oct 2017
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Watched: Mystery of the Wax Museum

Watched via TCM.

“Wax Museums” is an interesting and small sub-genre of horror films that may have started with this one, 1933’s Mystery of the Wax Museum, even though it’s more of a mystery film than horror. (Duh, look at the title.)

The film begins with a series of extremely impressive scenes, including a massive wax museum set burning to the ground, a densely populated New Year’s Eve street party and the theft of a corpse from the city morgue. The sets are beautiful and there are some mind-blowing camera moves and set-ups.

However, following this trio of killer scenes, the film settles into its more traditional “mystery.” Although billed third, Glenda Farrell seemingly takes on the lead role as a tough talking investigative reporter who sniffs out that something might be afoot at the creepy wax museum. Her performance is an interesting combination of humorous and grating, especially compared with the realistic performances of Lionel Atwill and Fay Wray.

Eventually, the film ramps up the mystery and spookiness, becoming interesting again and ending on a thrilling, fast-paced note in a German Expressionist-tinged laboratory.

It’s also worth noting that, according to the American Film Institute’s Catalog of Feature Films, Mystery of the Wax Museum was the last feature film to use Technicolor’s two-strip process. The colors are muddy and muted, amping up the film’s uneasy flair.

Lastly, director Michael Curtiz would later direct a more beloved film, Casablanca.


28 Sep 2017
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Read: Finder – Third World

Bought at House of Secrets; Burbank, CA.

It’s been many years since I bought a Finder comic by Carla Speed McNeil, though it was one of my favorite series back in the day. So, I was happy to find this self-contained graphic novel from 2014 when I wasn’t particularly looking for it.

It’s in full color, a big change for the traditionally B&W book. And not just “color,” but lush and gorgeous fully painted pages; bringing a real depth to McNeil’s sci-fi fantasy fueled fictional world-city of Anvar.

Although a “novel” in its own right, Third World was originally serialized in the   anthology book Dark Horse Presents. So it’s organized as a series of evolving short stories that grow into each other to make one complete story.

McNeil has always been a unique storyteller in the way her stories flow from panel to panel in a style that at first feels disjointed, but eventually becomes engrossing. There is a lot of space — time-wise and emotional-wise — between her panels that allows the reader to bring their own imaginations into the story being told. Her rhythm is utterly unique.

First World begins with Finder‘s traditional main character, Jaeger, starting his life over from scratch, which is good for those of us who don’t remember where we left off with him. Then, after a series of fantastical, but really well grounded, adventures; the book ends despairingly and openly; yet satisfyingly. Anvar is at its most confounding and bleakest here. Yet, the way Jaeger navigates its worst areas with not quite optimism, but with confidence and security, we feel hope in this oft-times hopeless world.


24 Sep 2017
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Read: Superb #1

Cover of Superb #1 comic bookPurchased via Comixology.

Although co-written by David F. Walker and Sheena C. Howard, the first issue of Superb has all the earmarks of a great Walker comic: Down-to-Earth characters, an engrossing mystery and fun action.

Things kick off with two seemingly disparate storylines. The main focus is on teenager Kayla Tate, a regular — i.e. non-superpowered — trying to straddle the line between jocks and nerds, and with an unhappy homelife. Meanwhile, there’s a larger story about illegal superheroes and one particular mysterious one on the loose. Eventually, these stories must connect, but not in this issue.

The art by Ray-Anthony Height and Le Beau  L. Underwood is gritty and street-wise, and very dynamic. This is a superhero book with the heroes appearing at a minimum, but Height and Underwood make the actions of the “regular folk” dramatic and powerful. Who needs the heroes? We’ll see.


24 Sep 2017
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Watched: Blood From The Mummy’s Tomb

Watched via TCM Underground.

This is a late entry (1971) in Hammer‘s Mummy series, swaping out Christopher Lee with Valerie Leon, who is much easier to look at, but not actually mummified. Producers smartly have Leon lie around half-naked instead of being wrapped in bandages.

While the film has lots of that great, moody Hammer style; not much actually happens. Leon plays two parts: The perfectly preserved mummy and her reincarnation. Sort of. The modern age Leon turns evil as her personality gets overtaken by the dead Leon, who starts taking out the Egyptologists before they stop her full resurrection.

There’s some cool gore, including a disembodied crawling hand that you can see gets played up in the poster. But, the film is mostly taken up by slowly revealing the mysterious connection between the two Leons, which isn’t that scary or interesting.


03 Jan 2016
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Slick Carousel On WordPress

Screengrab from the Underground Film Journal's Streaming Films index

My latest project over on the Underground Film Journal was to integrate the Slick carousel slider into the site. Slick is a jQuery plugin and all you have to do is load some Javascript and CSS into your theme to get it launched. Super easy.

It was also surprisingly easy to integrate Slick into a WordPress loop. For that, all I had to do was initiate a loop, insert a containing div for the Carousel that I defined in the Javascript, then display each post — really, some Custom Fields for each post — within a separate div for each post. Boom. Done.

The difficult part, though, was getting the styling right, particularly in making it properly responsive. The nice thing is that Slick has some responsive coding built into it. All you have to do is input a couple of screen-width variables matched with how many slides you want to show per each “breaking” width.

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04 Oct 2015
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Finding A Career On The Job

A few weeks ago, my favorite Internet writer, Mark Evanier, launched a series of articles teaching aspiring writers how to cope with rejection. If you’re not familiar with Evanier, in addition to his popular blog, he’s been a successful TV, film and comic book writer for his entire career. So, he knows of what he writes when it comes to rejection. He’s faced and overcome a lot of it.

The part of his introductory article that interested me the most, though, was his defining the distinction between a “job” and a “career.” Evanier wrote:

A career is something that fits into this sentence: “When I grow up, I want to be a ____.” A job is what you do to pay rent and buy groceries if and when you aren’t able to become whatever noun you ever seriously put into that sentence.

He draws a very good, vivid distinction between the concept of “job vs. career.” Although, I think he’s missing a third option:
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12 Aug 2015
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Storing WordPress Posts As Variables

Screenshot of an index page for filmmaker Jonas Mekas

The other day I ran into a situation where I needed to insert the results of a custom WordPress Loop within the results of another Loop.

Over on the Underground Film Journal, I create special Tag indexes for filmmakers that include their biography, filmography and list of WordPress articles I’ve written about them. While the list of articles is generated by the general WordPress Loop, the biography and filmography are generated by a special Loop of a Custom Post Type I’ve called “Filmmakers.”

What I wanted to do though was include a 2nd special Loop of just WordPress posts of videos by each filmmaker that I’ve featured on the site. However, due to the layout of the page, I needed to squeeze this 2nd Loop BETWEEN the biography and the filmography.

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07 Aug 2015
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Multiple Loops On WordPress Search Results Templates

Screenshot of a WordPress Search Results page

Recently, I was trying to create Multiple Loops on a WordPress search.php template and couldn’t find any good tutorials on how to do that. But after a lot of digging around, cobbling together bits of code I found and some experimentation, I finally figured out how to accomplish this task.

Then, I started writing a long tutorial for others to do the same thing, but it got way too unwieldy. So, instead I’m posting up the final code I came up with and will make some comments below on how to customize it for different purposes.

But, before I post this code, I want to emphasize that I’m not an expert at either straight up PHP or WordPress’s PHP functions. This code I came up with might be clunkier than others might like, but it works just fine on my other website, the Underground Film Journal, so I’m happy with it.

Here’s the code:

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03 Aug 2015
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United In Theme Customization

Screengrab of the Rockers United homepage

Rockers United is a Los Angeles based charity committed to fighting human trafficking. The organization holds concert events and auctions to raise money to stop this nefarious practice. They also asked me to build a website for them.

The way this particular gig went is that Rockers United was very enamored with a WordPress premium theme called The Cause, which has a really nice design created by Theme Blossom and is offered for sale on Theme Forest. However, as nice as The Cause looks, Rockers United wanted something a little more rock ‘n’ roll looking, in fitting with their name and all that. So, they had a designer mock up a cool design in Photoshop, then sent it to me to transform The Cause into it.

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